The Clinic’s Procrastinator Gift Guide

by | Dec 17, 2018 | Holidays

As we near a week before Christmas Eve, it’s now crunch time more than ever to cross those final names off your gift list. With it being this late in the holiday shopping game, we know you’re looking for a one stop shop full of premium products, look no further than The Clinic.

We sat down with our expert budtenders to compile a simple, yet quality gift guide to cover every kind of consumer from beginner to connoisseur and everything in between.

For The Beginner

We all have that person in our lives that’s always wanted to try cannabis, but never knew where to start. Cannabis can be intimidating to the first timer, but there’s something for everyone.

This is why our budtenders recommend 10mg single serve Happy Chews. These flavorful taffies contain two 5mg THC chews per pack. Our personal favorite flavors are Chuckle Fruit (Strawberry-Watermelon & Raspberry-Apple) and Giggle Berry (Strawberry-Blueberry & Pomegranate-Grape) but they also offer Tropical Delight (Pineapple-Mango & Kiwi-Strawberry). What makes these single serve packs ideal for the first-time consumer is they’re very mellow, very low-dose and create an overall happy, euphoric experience.

When it comes to most edibles there’s often a cannabis filled aftertaste that isn’t ideal for beginners. Happy Chews infused with hash oil, making their citrus and berry flavors pop without the hashy that other infusions can leave on the palate. With new packaging on the horizon, Happy Chews knocks flavor and compliance out of the park.

For The Canna-Connoisseur

For the friend who’s tried everything, this gift is a no brainer for the ultimate consumer. We’ve chosen two of the best products that are certain to light up the face of that cannabis aficionado in your life.

Bonsai Blunts offer a unique take on a typical cannabis experience. Each blunt is a half gram of strain specific flower rolled into hemp wrap and there are two blunts per package for a full gram. Perfect for sharing with a friend or keeping them all to yourself.

For the concentrate lover we’re bringing a gram of The Lab’s Sour Diesel Live Resin Sauce to the table. Sauce is derived from hydrocarbon extraction and is then processed to separate THCa crystals from the terpenes. Our knowledgeable staff suggests Sour Diesel for its energetic, uplifting, soaring cerebral effects.

For That Special Someone

Be it your significant other or your best friend, give the gift that’ll elevate their spirits. A custom engraved PAX Era is the personal touch that everyone’s shopping list should include. You’re in luck because the engraver will be at our Colorado Blvd location from Friday December 21st to Monday December 31st.

Choose from a variety of graphics as well as a chance to include customizable text to create a one of a kind gift. It takes less than a minute, it’s fun and best of all…it’s free with the purchase of a Pax Era device or Era Pod! The addition of the Era engraver aligns seamlessly with our upscale boutique experience.

For The Adventure Seeker

Whether they’re hitting the slopes or hiking a 14’er this perfect gift will not hold them back on their next adventure. Nothing is better than a five pack of Lifties.These mini-joints come in various strains such as Citrus Sap, Panama Punch, Kosher Kush and many more.

Our Lifties were designed with the outdoorsman (or woman) in mind. Switching between the Winter season and Summer months, they’re just the perfect amount to add to their mountain excursions.

For The Person That Needs to Slow Down

We all know that person that is constantly firing on all cylinders. With the countless notifications flying in from our phones to the holiday party invites to meeting tight deadlines for work, it’s easy to forget what it feels like to sit back and relax. In a fast pace world where vape pens reign supreme to keep up with the on-the-go lifestyle, people often forget about the calm, artistry of rolling a joint.

That is why we’ve chosen an 1/8th of 303 OG flower from The Bank and a pack of RAW rolling papers. Now the strain can be up to you, but we went with this faithful indica with lineage from Kosher Kush x Ghost OG. If slowing down is the goal, this strain is perfect for letting off steam. It’s been known to help with chronic pain and anxiety which are two things that can throw a wrench in the holidays. Help put the ahhh- in the holidays.

Treat Yourself

By now you should be feeling pretty good about your holiday shopping list, so you deserve a reward. The holidays can be stressful, and if you’re reading this last-minute gift guide you’re in the middle of the hustle and bustle. It’s time you took a break, and nothing says ‘me-time’ like these exceptional Symphony Bath Bombs from Coda Signature.This three-scent collection provides a 1:1 THC/CBD ratio with 15mg of THC and CBD in each bath bomb. Scents include Uplift (grapefruit, rosemary, pepper), Balance (rose geranium, patchouli, lavender) and Calm (cedarwood, lavender, sweet marjoram).

After you’ve soaked away the stresses of the season, continue to indulge with Apothecanna’s Extra Strength Body Crème. This isn’t your normal cannabis topical – “highly effective, with double the plant power.” Perfect for the daily aches and pains but works wonderfully before and after strenuous activity.

Now that you’ve checked those final people off your list, swing by any of our four locations for a one of a kind boutique cannabis shopping experience. Our budtenders are ready to help make your holiday elevated. We hope this brought you some peace of mind during the holiday madness.

Don’t forget, we’re closed Christmas Day! Happy Holidays!

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